Sgt. Pork is the leader of the pig army and defender of The Pig Club. He is constantly on the lookout for clean humans (CH) and fighting the never-ending battle of persecution of pig club members by the clean humans (CH). Not only do CH’s spread falsehoods about pigs; they also harass kids who make pig noses and pig squeals.

During the Boar wars, Sgt. Pork suffered through pig nose torture - now banned by the Geneva Sausage canvention. Sgt. Pork is the defender of the United Steaks of Hamerica and all it represents. He introduces real pigs that appear on The Pig Club television show and their owners. He debunks the clean human conspiracy that pigs are sweaty, dirty and fat. He wears army fatigues and a helmet. His medals of honor include Animal Farm, Babe in the City, Green Acres Beret and others. When he rushes in to meet King T-Bone, KTB asks, “Sgt Pork – what is your name, rank and serial number?” He replies, “Name – Sgt. Pork, Rank – yes, haven’t bathed in a week. Cereal number – oink meal 269, sir. One of the best cereals for you, sir.

In one scene from the pilot of the television show, Sgt. Pork interrogates Sad Ham Insane about his weapons of Mud Destruction. “We have ways of making you oink”